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But that's not all, if you order within the next half-hour, we'll also include this easy-to-use guide to poking, writen and directed by the famous Hollywood director: Bob Smith!
Yes, that's it, for 7 east payments of $29.95, you got a poke, a pinch, AND the instruction video FREE!